Cubeature Science?

The people of Cubeland may be creating Cubeature Science. They will test products that will make life easier, and things to avoid companion cube deaths. Companion cubes used to die from old age, but now Emancipation Grills are everywhere now, and they "fizzle" companion cubes away forever. Incinerators are everywhere now too, and they result in human deaths and companion cube deaths. Many other Aperture things that can kill humans and companion cubes are being found more often, worrying the people of Cubeland. The leaders of Cubeland plan to put all buildings and houses on lock-down, and send out 70 units of men to disarm the Aperture equipment. This plan should happen today...